i want a scene where all the teenagers are discussing the virgins theory with chris and stiles says that he’s the only one of them in danger and chris says “and allison” and they all stay silent and chris shoots scott multiple times with normal bullets

just imagine scott and isaac getting hot and heavy and isaac gets scott all worked up and then just stops and scott’s like YO WTF and isaac’s like
oh
it looks like you need some help with that
maybe you should call in some real help
then he puts on his scarf and walks out
*wakes up from nap that I didn’t know I was taking*
a reaction to tonight’s episode in bullet format:
- allison’s hunting montage is approximately 43894x cooler than the boys’
- isaac’s wardrobe and isaac’s attitude in this season are both everything i ever wanted and more
- scott mccall is a goddamn legend
- ‘we live in shades of gray’ and ‘that’s why i’m going in alone’ take the cake for THINGS THAT HURT ME MOST
- grading papers until like 6 in the morning damn ms blake get that tenure bby gurl
- also that fly werewolf booty
- stiles you literally NEED to get it
- no seriously stiles
- stiles
- get it
- immediately

you know I wasn’t rly sure if I’d care for Allison/Isaac but then they looked at each other

THIS WEEK ON TEEN WOLF: SOMEONE PROTECT STILES AND HIS VIRGINITY (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
ok i couldn’t help it omg:
In all seriousness though, if I were Stiles I would be having sex as a self-defensive measure immediately.
